As Mothers Day fast approaches, the following statements were my pearls of wisdom prior to having kids....I'm never giving my future child junk food. I could make a much better "Happy meal" at home.
I am going to take my baby with me everywhere. I'll strap them onto my chest and we will travel the world. We will be best friends.
I think I could probably home school my kids... they will be geniuses.
My kids won't be "Like That".
Being at home with the baby will be easy, I can study and start a whole new career.
I will make sure my child has started an instrument at 3. Its very good for their future development.
Treat them like adults, take them to fancy restaurants and cultural events and they will learn to behave correctly in these places.
I don't see how there can be that much difference between a cloth nappy and Huggies?
I dont think time out is necessary, surely you can just calm them down and explain?
BWHHAAAHAHAHAA.... aw I crack myself up.....
Reality was a very different thing. I honestly felt like I needed a standing ovation, trophy and a friggen scratch and sniff sticker every time we all left the house not covered in food /snot, with brushed teeth and pants.
There was a time, shortly after birth, alone in the dark pit of the very very early morning... when I realised just what a twat I had been.
If you haven't had kids yet but think you will... Shut up, just shut up and to all the Parents, Here is a trophy and applause!
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