Today is the 1st day of a new eating regime. Day 1, actually 1/2 of day 1 as its only just lunchtime....So far my inner dialogue has gone something like this...
Yeah, I can do this, I'm gonna follow this diet and i'm going to be healthy and slim and feel great... WOO
Is that sausage roll I can smell?
If I squint, really hard, these blueberries look a little like chocolate covered raisins.
Why can't coffee be negative calories? Its not a food as such, its my life sustaining battery charger...
"Yay" (sarcasm dripping from each letter).... spinach...
FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD... I'm sorry were you talking to me?
What should I blog about.... I know!.... Food
If I don't eat anything else for the rest of the day, I can have a glass of wine when I get home.
This Chamomile tea tastes like mouse pee
How can fruit salad be so unsatisfying?
I am still NOT eating kale... just no
If I stand at this exact spot at the counter at work, I can see Krispy Kreme donuts (because my brain is an asshole)
So, as you can see, I will be back in my size 12 jeans shortly.... ahem.
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